Milquebone

 

A corporate slave goth all the way, Milquebone is the only member of the Gloom Gang who has a steady job.

He has a Juris Doctor, but works in advertising because he says lawyers give him the heebie jeebies.

Milquebone can often be seen lurking in the dark corners of the dance floor, or the kitchen floor, or the living room floor.

He loves micro-breweries because they make very small beers, and he can survive for a week on a Twinkie™.

His hobbies include going to fancy restaurants and dancing on the silverware, skinny-dipping, and macrame.